Arrogant Wankers Piss Me Off

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The one sad thing about the Team Fortress 2 world is that too many people take the game seriously. Hilarious, yes, considering that a few will throw a tantrum if they don’t get their own way, along with bitching about a very good player is using hates but their arrogance fucks me right off. Now, I just play Team Fortress 2 casually, I’m a casual gamer with anything really. I just want to take in the game and play it at my own pace. Even though that hypocrite bug bites me in the ass at most moments (spawn camping, Scouts, Pyros with Backburners and Spies) I usual tend to forgive and forget. I just don’t understand how gaming (especially a game like Team Fortress 2 that has massive amounts of in-game humor) is taken seriously like it’s a sport. I’ve seen some hardcore Halo 3 ‘competitive champions’ on a few gaming shows. I was so dumbfounded that a gaming company PAYS these douche-bag gayfucks to game. I saw this one guy and he was wearing grills. What the fuck? Yeah you’re real hardcore there Mr. Gamer. It made me laugh because they’re also buff. I just want to see just ONCE a thin, tall pale skinny guy with grills acting like a douche. Or a fatty. Yeah probably the fatty. He has to be a ginger too. With freckles. Bulldog inbreeding mug of a face. ANYWAY, getting off track there. I just think it’s bullshit that such assholes are allow to play games. One day someone will make a douche-bag barrier for servers. That would be amazing. Or at least Valve could be kind enough to filter people.

In other news, despite those dicks on BLU, the RED team I was with today were really nice. Had great senses of humor AND one of them was a 40 year old. He was very nice, giving us a shout out whenever we were about to be ambushed. I hope I see those guys on the server regularly because it was nice being respected for once! Then again the 4Chan PartyVan server is a nice place to hang around on. Shame the ping it always in the 200 zone, meaning SUPER LAG.

I’m thinking about cosplaying a Medic for next years AvCon 10. Alongside Bakura, but now that I know my grandfather is really good at modelling. He builds things like mini aircraft for display so if I asked him nicely enough, he might help me make the Medic’s props, Ubersaw, Blutsauger and Medi-Gun. I would also like to get off my ass and make the Medic coat, you can get pre-made coats on eBay but none are fitted to women’s sizes. Apparently men only play Team Fortress 2. Doing the Medic cosplay will also require trying to find the boots and spectacles. Oh well, I like a challenge! If I can I might replace the lenses of the Medic’s glasses with mine, that way I can actually see for once, I hate contacts a lot and refuse to wear then.

DeviantShithole

As much as Deviant Art has aided me over the years with the community sharing all sorts of tutorials and finding some great friends with the same interests, I can believe how childish most of the members and moderators can be. A recent event as to which I will not go into much detail about has made another artist leave because of the site’s dRama. I have linked her new webspace in my links. Warning, she does a lot of Team Fortress 2 slash (I don’t want people bitching to me about their eyes burning from the images and what not. If you don’t like it, shut the fuck up), but despite that her talent is excellent. One of the very few artists I admire AND she self taught herself. It’s hard to find artists like that these days.

This also brings up another topic, people who think it is right to take someone’s image (regardless of it being a Garry’s Mod image) and use it for their own personal public pleasure deserved to be butt fucked by sex deprived Spies. Seriously, the excuse of, “It’s on the internet, I thought it will be alright” IS NOT VALID! I swear to god, the more and more a day passes, I begin to see how many people are so stupid in this world. Both in real life and internet.

It’s Wednesday!

So far I’ve been awake for over 24 hours so yes, that’s just kickass. Decided to make this blog and get rid of the old one BECAUSE I like this name better. I change my screenames a lot, it’s like crack cocaine for me. Lately I’ve taken favour in using Doc Swarley (a quite cool refrence hiding in that name) considering that it’s better than Cartoon Violence and Vetex01. I hate it how anal retentive I can be with these things, but you know, SUCH IS GRAND OLD LIFE. I could also go ramble on about other things of why such a change was made, but instead, here’s a moose (he’s smiling and everything):

Just remembered that I’m going back to my school next week. It’s going to be fun. And I say that with the up most sarcasm right there (unfortunately some stupid twat hasn’t been able to make a device which will aid people in knowing if sarcasm is being used over the internet or not, So I’ll just point that out) . Reason being? It’s school of course. Not to mention we have the school Sexies (I love inside jokes) trolling the classrooms making sure we’ve done everything we’ve needed to do to get a passable grade. I have to AT LEAST confront my art teacher, which will be just as fun as hitting a depressed quadriplegic midget with a bag full of maimed puppies. She’s just recently gone off the pill due to her husband and herself trying to have a baby meaning it’s Bitchfest 09. Not very good when yours truly is suffering from PMS (which really doesn’t differ from all the time, HAHAHA… Genetics) that very week as well. At least someone intervened our little squabble before I implanted the paintbrush somewhere very unpleasant.It may have looked bad on my school report but at least it would have been a conversation starter. Oh dear god I need one of those in my life.

Google reader also has it out for me. I was feeling rather like shit yesterday, after spending the day out with this guy (I think I ruled it either down to some reaction to some food I ate or carbon monoxide poisoning. Tumor came a very close second) with my stomach literally trying to make an escape for it up my throat and jumping right out of my mouth, flipping me off and walking into the summer sunset with a supporting soundtrack. I was quickly glancing through my feeds (finally getting rid of my Perez Hilton feed. That man is a extremist blog whore) when I saw that Valve announced a 2.5 million dollar campaign to make a hell as expensive advert for Left 4 Dead 2. Fair enough, I have to live in Australia meaning those bastards up in Parliament and the OFLC are being the tie clashing fucktards that wouldn’t know real violence if it raped them in the ass had a bitch fit about graphic fictional violence. So cue my fangirl Valve side getting all prissy and upset about that whole sha-bang I decided to cool down which put me into one of those rage and sleep cycles.

Viola, here I am 24 hours later with 2 hours of sleep under my belt.

And a fuck ton of request sketches to do.