Why hello there, I have more babbling!

And attempt to become famous

Alright, after brainstorming at 4AM in the morning, I may have some weird ass scheme in attempt to become popular, I’m not considering on being famous per se, just and attempt to be recorginsed in my community.
 
THE PITCH:
To create a Team Fortress 2 podcast that is unique and different. Unique and different meaning not American. Prehaps to also incorperate more girl players to have their say on the game; break the idea that this game is one huge boysclub. I didn’t mean that in a “BURN YOUR BRAS,GIRLS!” mostly to get some recorgnition that girls make up a pretty huge part of this online community aswell.

There’s a big ass fish on television, I’ve forgotten what my point was going to be. 

I have no life

Ask him questions @: http://www.formspring.me/ZombiePlan

Team What-The-Fucktress 2 #1

Add a new thing to my blog. I’m an avvid-crazed gunman Team Fortress 2 girl, so here you go.

I love this game so fucking much.

My Apple products bring all the geeks to the yard~

So Christmas came very very early for me this year. My iPod Touch came yesterday by courier and I’m very excited. I haven’t even put the damn thing down since I got it out of it’s packaging. It’s probably been about three years since I’ve owned an Apple product. My first iPod was one of those four gigabyte ones that came in four different colours. It was blue. I had some good times with that iPod, helped me survive the roughest years of highschool anyway. Along with awkward family situations ;) I think I still have the actual iPod in my desk somewhere, even if it doesn’t work, I still want to keep it. I’m sentimental like that, like a bawse!
The next apple product I perchased made me loathe Apple for a few years, and a tiny part of my small amount of respect for well, everyone withered away. I didn’t trust the slimey bastards after that. 
I got one of those eighty gigabyte video iPods for my birthday. I felt so happy knowing that I could watch all my favourite shows (The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park etc) on the road. However, about 4 months in, the battery died. My parents even bought it a new battery and it STILL decided to act like a princess bitch. Knowining I could not beat this, I tossed it aside and it look local residencey to my computer desk, mocking me every time I reached for a USB extension cable.
Though now, my iTouch, Intel (Team Fortress 2 reference) is showing promising hope.

On another note, I also recieved a new Wacom digital drawing tablet. It is wonderful and I am still having debates on what to offically name it. I’m not insane, I just like naming my technology when it proves itself worthy. So to review this wonderful peice of godlike plastic:

*Smooth surface not too awkward for a small tablet 
*Drivers disk didn’t take that long to fuck around with
*Easy installation 
*Tablet pen needs no batteries
*Awesome blue pulsating light
*USB cord is detachable, the tablet is easy to carry around with in your bag etc

I think I’m a technology whore. 

Blog-centric

Okay, so, I’ve been thinking that I should actually use my blog a little bit more. I did some tidying up of the about me section, on the side of the page (look to your right). So to get things started:

I have finally narrowed down my two cosplays for next year’s AvCon10. On saturday, I will be playing the part of Pete White, the gay albino from venture Bros:

Probably the most easiest cosplay I will attempt. Ever. Well, Apature Science employee wasn’t that hard. Anyway, on the list:

. White shoes, preferably with that buckle
. Pink tights
. Silver/white wig, long, ask a hairdresser to style
. Pendant (easy to make)
. White coat with/without shoulder pads

The next cosplay that I will be in, and probably terrorising people with is the Builder’s League United Spy:

Shit to get:

. Polyester dark blue balacava
. Fitted suit
. Dress shoes
. Gloves
. French accent
. Cigarette case
. Disguise masks (probably from Ubercharged.net)
. Cigarettes (Ha, if I was in the legal age of perchasing them, I’d use real ones. Fake ones will have to do, for now)

So I have a pretty busy couple of months ahead of me. The convention isn’t until July next year, but in cosplayer terms, it takes awhile to get all this stuff. Other than that, if anyone is heading down to AvCon10 next year, feel free to come and find me. I’ll probably either be hassling any Engineer cosplayers or at the Pocky stand, oh how do I love Pocky!

During the weekend, my long time friend died. My tablet decided to go an up and carck it on me while I just installed the trial version of PainterTool SAI. Not happy. I was talking to my dad about it, he said that the best way to go about it is to buy one off of eBay. I saw a Wacom Bamboo tablet for around $97, which is pretty cheap consider the fact that most graphics tablets these days cost around $500. However, my mobile is starting to fail on me (weeeee, technology!) so I think i need to get a new one. Or just leave it and focus on getting my cosplay items. In all honesty, cosplay comes first, pretty sure we have a spare mobile hanging around here somewhere.

On a good note, I’m getting my iTouch sometime this week. Hopefully today, but I highly doubt it. If it comes tomorrow I’ll be just as equally pleased. Sunday made my week for me. Went to see Zombieland with James, it is a fantastic movie. I suggest people to see it. It’s packet full of punch and originality, double tap.

That’s about it for now, god I’m a boring little fuck.

Friends in long distant places

This is going to be a serious post. I’m not really sure how to put this but, it sucks having a friend, you get really along well with, living in another country. She knows who she is and I thank her for all the support she has given me in the past year. Recently, she suffered from an injury to her leg that has been causing her great pain and immobilisation. I really want to be there for her but the whole being broke thing doesn’t help out that much. I try offering as much support as I can over consolation, internet hugs and making her try and take her mind off of it by subjecting her to the magic word. Soon I’ll be sending her a get well and christmas present, so at least that’s some sort of symbolism? I just feel a bit shitty that I can’t be there and a little part in my brain says, ‘a good friend would get a job and save up money to go see her.’ Only problem seems to be that I cannot have a part time job because I need to focus on my final year of schooling.

-_- Least I can worry, I don’t have schoolwork riding me like a bitch anymore.

Chuck Norris found god

Stop looking, he’s been found:

I get bored at school and this is what I did

So begins a new segment in my so called blogging. Basically, what I do is for once a month I take out my El Trusty Notebook of Awesome and record what I do in the day, gradually and my thoughts of whatever the fuck’s going on. So imagine a dead connection to Twitter but I thought, ‘Oh hey, fuck it, I may as well just write for the sake of bitching!’ I also seem to come out with the best material while I’m with people I cannot relate to at all.

So this very first one is my week before my exams start so I’m basically doing nothing at all at school so I’m thinking, ‘What the hell, WHY NOT?’ So, it begins….

*~*~

Just arrived at school, god damn the sun is hurting my eyes, I really should have brought some sunglasses with me. Unfortunately I have fucked up vision so I have to get some prescription sunglasses. I have a pair at home that I can wear over my glasses but they just make me look like a total douchefag, so fuck it, I’d rather suffer having my corneas roasted than looking like an idiot. I’m getting my prescription sunglasses hopefully this week. I’m getting weird looks from people, probably the fact I have my eyes semi shut while walking. Oh hey dust, in my eye. HEY DUST!

*~*~

Thank god, the homeclass door is still open. Oh wait, I’m actually on time for school for once. An air conditioned class too, this day is good for me. It really is. Alright, and I just got handed a 2010 Year 12 Formal survey. For the people who don’t hail from good old Australia, year 12 formals are when all the year 12’s (last grade of schooling. Ever.) from that year get together for a merry shindig complete with wearing a dress and everything. I think you can get alcohol but I’m going to be fucking 17, not 18. I want to feel fancy! Tick, tick, tick, tick. A buffet, buffets are awesome, better than a set down meal anyway.

*~*~

I might not even go to formal.

*~*~

JUST SAW THE PREGNANT 14 YEAR OLD. AGAIN. Yesterday and today, now I’m a happy girl. I thought this chick was some kind of skankbag gossip legend. But no, I saw her in her bloated glory. She doesn’t even look that attractive. She’s a generic girl who looks like she’s still in grade 7. Her hair isn’t even layered like most easy girls in this school. Maybe she was raped for all I know. But why should I care, this is the internet (there is tolerance for the R word on here) and we have an abortion in this state. I think. TO GOOGLE!

*~*~

Just occurred to me I use to many capitals when I type or write in my own voice.

*~*~

Bell for the first lesson just went. Now looking at all these stairs that is the only way up to my class… It could make people gag. Or develop AIDS. Maybe leaning towards herpes. People probably have sex on these stairs, but there’s a gate that obviously closes it off. Ninjas perhaps? Ninjasex, I call 34 on that.

*~*~

Seems we’re watching Transformers in Legal Studies. Gremlins was a choice, but I was the only person who put their hand up for that movie. Looking back on it I think that maybe I should have put up my other hand so I wouldn’t look so lonely. Then if she (the teacher) asked me, ‘Why do you have BOTH hands up?’ I’d either blame it on my non-existent Multiple Personality Disorder, a twitch, or I was signaling for the mothership to take me home.

*~*~

Megan Fox looks like she would be ever constantly sweaty looking.

*~*~

Just gave up on watching Transformers so now I’m reading my brand new spanking copy of Good Omens written by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. This book should be at least a graphic novel, now I’m going through my mental list of comic/graphic artists of who would be worth to draw it.

*~*~

The air con above me keeps freezing my ass off and distracting me from reading.

*~*~

I’m Ben Bernanke, Spencer and I want your teeth, for the federal reserve, I’m cutting interest rates in half and I need you teeth. Trying to sync up the dialogue of the movie with songs I’m listening to. Lemon Demon has worked so far and I had to retain my laughter as Garden Party started playing.

*~*~

Just dived under my table to retrieve my phone because it disconnected from my headphones and slip right off the table. Plus, I had I Feel You by Depeche Mode playing at full volume. The black kids are staring me like, ‘what the fuck is that white chick doing’ and the other ‘whites’ are just staring at me and laughing.

I basically gave up on this point. Apparently we go to school to learn.

I think my TweetDeck is a Nazi

The double SS’s are raised. I would be surprised if TweetDeck enhanced it’s beliefs upon me next time I maximized the windo-

UNCOOL! You may not notice but I’m actually now, standing up and pointing at my computer. Screw this, I’m getting a coke.

JAMES IS GUD TO TEEM

Best. Death. Ever.

After being killed by a Pyro in one of the small, very small tunnels of Dustbowl, ‘The Naked Man” was right beside me as a fellow Pyro as well.

Doc Swarley: Was that you?
Doc Swarley: Yup
The Naked Man: where?
Doc Swarley: Thankyou Deathcam
The Naked Man: LOL
Doc Swarley: In the tunnel.
The Naked Man: yeah >_> i was in there and you were all HI THERE IM WALKING PAST then i saw flames and was all “i should prbably stop drinking and help her” but then you were dead and i was all >_>

SQUIRREL!